Serfing Enthusiast Gifts

King serfs: using peasant as surfboard.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Senior citizen surfing.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Ye God's... That was close."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Fish with Shield

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Your wave.'

Dun Decking

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Man sledging on his stomach.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Octopuses surf too.

"My turn."