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King serfs: using peasant as surfboard.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Senior citizen surfing.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"Ye God's... That was close."

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Fish with Shield

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Your wave.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Dun Decking

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

Octopuses surf too.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"My turn."

"Has anybody seen the groom?"