Seeking Marriage Guidance Pillows

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

Marriage Guidance.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Try Mediation

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Great Therapy!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."