Seder Enthusiasts Gifts

Four Questions of the Seder

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"First, do no ham."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Sports Day at the Monastery

Noel Fever

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledding

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

A blessing in disguise.

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'

Dog's Breakfast

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

Creation: The True Story