Secular Society Enthusiast Gifts

"I see you're saying grace. You should pray to me - I'll actually respond."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Dali Clock

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

House of Wishful Thinking

Ding and Dong.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Let's hope it's just a mirage."

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

Magritte's First Draft

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."