Secular Society Enthusiast Gifts

"I see you're saying grace. You should pray to me - I'll actually respond."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

House of Wishful Thinking

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Dali Clock

Ding and Dong.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"Let's hope it's just a mirage."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

Magritte's First Draft

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

"Surprise!"