Seder Enthusiasts Pillows

Four Questions of the Seder

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Scratch that later, Larry!

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"First, do no ham."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Sports Day at the Monastery

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Noel Fever

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledding

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

A blessing in disguise.

Dog's Breakfast

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'