Synod Enthusiasts Pillows

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Vodka

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Sauce close to the PM.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"And a source said let there be light."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

Hot News.

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

World Peace Hot Air Balloon

Nice Snood

"Is the vodka fresh?"

The result of taking too much soda to correct acidity

'Not bad - a bit preachy.'

Snakes on a Train

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"You awake?"