Seder Participant Pillows

Seder in the Age of Corona Virus

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"This might take awhile, Lord."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Tenors

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Bayonne Festival

Rainbow Drinks

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

Firemen's New Year

Vocal Masterclass

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

Pork Power.

"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"

St. Patrick's Day cancelled due to COVID-19.

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

'Pleased to meet you folks - I'm Father Bixby, and this is my lawyer.'

Royal Parade