Prayerful Participants Pillows

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A child interrupting family prayers

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Praying mantis.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Various Birds of Pray.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

Various Birds of Pray.

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Me, Alice and God

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'