Prayer Circle Participant Pillows

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Praying mantis.

Saying Grace.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Various Birds of Pray.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

Various Birds of Pray.

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Give Thanks.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Praying.

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."