Seder Participant Mugs

Seder in the Age of Corona Virus

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Tenors

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Bayonne Festival

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Rainbow Drinks

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Firemen's New Year

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

Vocal Masterclass

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

Oh, that's embarrassing. 23. Dog Run.

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

Pork Power.

"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"

St. Patrick's Day cancelled due to COVID-19.

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn

'Pleased to meet you folks - I'm Father Bixby, and this is my lawyer.'