Security Systems And Angels Admirer Pillows

Heavenly security cameras

"How can you be out of wings?"

Claus 2.0

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Snow Devil

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The wine-shop

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Wash your hands

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.