Security Systems And Angels Admirer Pillows

Heavenly security cameras

"How can you be out of wings?"

Claus 2.0

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The wine-shop

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.