Security Stickler Pillows

TSA Noah

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Automation of Security

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

D.I.Y ladder

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'I'll take this one.'

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.

'No hitting below the belt.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"