Safety Sticklers Pillows

"Of course Daddy & I don't mind you pillow fighting. As long as you wear your goverment approved pillow fighting, helmet, goggles & pads."

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

TSA Noah

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

On the brink.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Where's my glove?'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."