Saying Stickler Pillows

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

TSA Noah

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Where's my glove?'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

The Oxford Comma Coin

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

I have a new linguistic pet peeve. It's when, instead of just saying something like, "Bob ate a sandwich," people say, "Bob, he ate a sandwich." It drives me absolutely crazy. Speaking as a psychiatrist, that's a short drive, Al.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Department of Education - No smoaking.

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Access Assessments

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

D.I.Y ladder

How to write

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.