Rules Stickler Pillows

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Dog Crossing

TSA Noah

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'That's our corporate ladder.'

I have a new linguistic pet peeve. It's when, instead of just saying something like, "Bob ate a sandwich," people say, "Bob, he ate a sandwich." It drives me absolutely crazy. Speaking as a psychiatrist, that's a short drive, Al.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Access Assessments

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"