Rules Stickler Mugs

'No hitting below the belt.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

TSA Noah

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

The Oxford Comma Coin

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Access Assessments

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.