Security Giggler Pillows

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

T-rex takes a selfie

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Confession Ratings.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."