Security Giggler Pillows

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

I am one with stupid.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

T-rex takes a selfie

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Confession Ratings.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."