Secretive Snacking Gifts

Naughty Food

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Super Heroes.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Honest Vending

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Love is when you watch television together.

To do before Saturday...