Snack Sneaky Gifts

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Secretive Weigh In.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Quick swig first?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"You complete me."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'