Secret Snackers Gifts

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Works every time."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Breakfast surreal.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'