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"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

New York Netherworld

Hello from the shed.

James decided to stay in that night.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Hiding From Social Media

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"You think he knows something we don't?"

"It's not for sale."

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Insider Information.

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

Secret Garden

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'

It became clear that the secret door was behind the other bookcase.

'What have you done with the dog, Fred?'