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"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

New York Netherworld

Hello from the shed.

James decided to stay in that night.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Bird Sanctuary

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Hiding From Social Media

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"It's not for sale."

"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

You'll love this house. Plus! The neighbor's yard is a veritable wildlife sanctuary. Slap. Bzzz. Bzzzz. For sale. Any wildlife that doesn't burrow, bite or sting?

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

"You think he knows something we don't?"

Insider Information.

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Secret Garden

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

'And this is John's little corner.'

It became clear that the secret door was behind the other bookcase.