Secret Cinema Club Gifts

'When the DVD has a number 18 on the cover, it means we can't tell Mum we watched it.'

La Table

Buster Keaton

The transparent safe box of Panama

The Cremaster Cycle

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

The Coen Brothers of Science.

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

This club is for members only

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

DIMINATI

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

The Masons.

'When does the meeting start?'

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

"Do you have a reservation?"