Secret Cinema Club Mugs

'When the DVD has a number 18 on the cover, it means we can't tell Mum we watched it.'

La Table

The transparent safe box of Panama

The Cremaster Cycle

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

This club is for members only

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

The Masons.

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

DIMINATI

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

'When does the meeting start?'

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

"Do you have a reservation?"

"It costs how much to join?"