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"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

JAMES BONDING

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

M16 Code-breakers office

Company Ink.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Gigolo Diary

Yesh Atid

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Dromedary spy.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

I Was Married to Banksy.

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."