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"Let's really throw our opponents a curve ball by agreeing to work with them!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Collective Psyche

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Genius

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

When we believe together we achieve together.

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Meeting!

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

Yesh Atid

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'The black sheep of the flock,'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."