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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Teamwork

Wal-Mart Ruling

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

A couple holding hands

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Continental marshal

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Sharing the load.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'