Secret Alliance Enthusiast Gifts

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

JAMES BONDING

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

M16 Code-breakers office

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Company Ink.

Daniel Craig caricature

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Yesh Atid

Gigolo Diary

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

Government "Information" Agency.

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

Dromedary spy.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

I Was Married to Banksy.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...