Seat Discomfort Survivor Gifts

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

Finding yourself

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."

'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

'Pardon my back.'

"Chatting or no chatting?"

'Try to relax.'

If...Then....

"Looks like my car won't start...I guess I'll have time for that beer after all!"

"I've done all I can. Take it home and read it The Little Engine That Could."

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

"My parents never talk to me about S-E-X – all the talk about is S-A-Ts."

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