Motion Sickness Survivor Gifts

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

"Man, am I glad to be off that ship. I mean, between the constant moving up and down and the terrible sleeping quarters I was about to go nuts. And, don't even get me started on the food. That food. Am I right?"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'While you're in there, could you get me a beer? I'd get up myself, but I'm out of motion sickness medication.'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'Please, no more meetings! I'm being ad-hoced to death!'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

Center for Disease Control. This is a great place to work --- but calling in sick is almost trouble than it's worth.

'Pardon my back.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'Try to relax.'

"IOU 1 BAGEL."