Motion Sickness Survivor Prints

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

"Man, am I glad to be off that ship. I mean, between the constant moving up and down and the terrible sleeping quarters I was about to go nuts. And, don't even get me started on the food. That food. Am I right?"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

'While you're in there, could you get me a beer? I'd get up myself, but I'm out of motion sickness medication.'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

'Please, no more meetings! I'm being ad-hoced to death!'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'Pardon my back.'

'Try to relax.'

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

'Wow: The new man who's filling in for you is the best worker I've EVER seen...'