Seasonings Gifts

Worcestershire cat

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

Too much cilantro

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Just a little seasoning...

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Is this a sex thing?"

Dijon Vu

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."