Food Seasoning Gifts

Nusret Gökçe

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

Too much cilantro

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I come here for the pepper."

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Just a little seasoning...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Sriracha"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Habanero ..."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'