Food Seasoning Pillows

Nusret Gökçe

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"I come here for the pepper."

Newt sale

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Just a little seasoning...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"