Seasonings T-Shirts

Worcestershire cat

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

Too much cilantro

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Just a little seasoning...

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Dijon Vu

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"Is this a sex thing?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Seaside Caf

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."