Flavor Seasoning T-Shirts

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I come here for the pepper."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Molecular gastronomy.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Misread tsp as tbsp.

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

"What? No Vanilla?"

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"It needs more old salt."

Mice spice

Worcestershire cat

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."