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'Thank goodness for salt and pepper.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Cheese Pile

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Habanero ..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."