Flavor Enhancer Pillows

'Thank goodness for salt and pepper.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Cheese Pile

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Habanero ..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."