Seasonal Park Ranger Pillows

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Christmas Pets

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

'May the forest be with you.'

Malfunctioning geyser

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"