Quirky Park Ranger Pillows

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

We have to stop surprising each other.

'Click it or ticket.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."