National Park Ranger Pillows

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

'May the forest be with you.'

Malfunctioning geyser

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"