National Park Ranger Pillows

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'May the forest be with you.'

Mount Rushmore.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'