Trail Ranger Pillows

Bear Hugging Season Open

Hither and Yon sign

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'May the forest be with you.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

The Destruction of the Environment

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

Forest Management

"Hey. . . in use!"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Confusing directions.

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Save the Forests!