Trail Worker Pillows

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

Hither and Yon sign

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Shoulder work ahead"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Slow, Men at Work.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.