Self-proclaimed Park Ranger Pillows

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Malfunctioning geyser