Seasonal Pet Guardian Pillows

Christmas Pets

Cats on Board.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

See, no monster under your bed

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Winter depression.

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'It's over there behind the...'

'Frankly, why do they get a babysitter? Nobody would dare hurt the kids when I'm around...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'Say when, sir.'