Seasonal Pet Guardian Mugs

Christmas Pets

Cats on Board.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Winter depression.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'It's over there behind the...'

'Frankly, why do they get a babysitter? Nobody would dare hurt the kids when I'm around...'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."