Seasonal Debate Fan Gifts

"Look! The name is Donder! NOT Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Who's the Rogue State?

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Bigot Spigot

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

Self Checkout

The George Bush Library Tour.

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Abdullah Debate

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

The delegitimization effort.

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Two Americas

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'