Search Engine Debater Pillows

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

John Newman

Approved Debate Questions

"Woo-hoo!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.