Search Engine Satirist Pillows

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

"Now you can send it."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

Follow me on Twitter...

'for more obit info, go to...'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"This is what I use for social media."

Facelook

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

Rudy, from now on I'm going to answer all employee requests through Twitter. Publicly? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. That's right. If you have a valid request, you should have no problem with the entire world hearing it. Now, what was that again about you needing time off for a proctology appointment? Never mind. Hold on ... composing a tweet ... How do you spell "polyp" again?

Pop up begger.

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