Free Will Debater Pillows

'Well, you DO have free will... you just choose to be a fatalist.'

"How dare they defy me by doing what I predestined them to do!?!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Like Minded

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.